Eddie:
What is a man when he gives up his soul
For a lick from a chick who completely takes control

Malcolm:
Tell the tale

Eddie:
How does a man who can see behind his head
Turn as blind as a bat with no eyes

Malcolm:
What is a man when he turns on his friends
We've been tossed, now we're lost, just a platter of burnt ends

Eddie:
I feel ya

Malcolm:
How do we make our hero wide awake
So that he could realize

Eddie & Malcolm:
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news
Nothing but tears, nothing but trouble
Nothing but stress
Yes she is bad, bad news

Malcolm:
Bad news

Eddie & Malcolm:
Our buddy Brett is gonna regret that he ever said yes
The girl may be hot but all that he's got is
Bad, bad news

Eddie:
What do you do when your friend's life's at stake?

Malcolm:
Man, he's flipped

Simon:
No, he's whipped like the cream on a cake

Malcolm:
What can we say?

Eddie:
He won't talk

Richie:
He won't play

Boys:
How can one tongue destroy our whole team?
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news

Richie:
She's like a snake

Eddie:
She's like a cockroach

Simon:
She's like a cow…a skinny cow!

Boys:
Wow she is bad, bad news
Bad news
We're abandoned, left in the sand, and who are we now?
He fell for a slut with a fabulous butt
But she's bad, bad news

Eddie:
Perhaps there's a way we can…dispose of her.

Malcolm:
Maybe she can meet with an accident.

Simon:
We have got to make clear that she's not welcome here
The most horrible way we can find

Malcolm:
We can go train a pitbull to chew on her flesh

Eddie:
I don't think they attack their own kind

Richie:
We could torture her mother and chop up her dog

Simon:
To be honest, I don't think she'd mind

Eddie:
I could rip off her pocketbook
Look, it's a start

Malcolm:
Drive a stake through her heart, if she just had a heart

Boys:
The longer it goes, the worse it'll get
So somebody's got to tell Brett

Richie:
YEAH!

Boys:
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news

Richie:
She's so such a bad persuasion

Boys:
She took our pal, she took our leader
And let him astray
Hey, hey
She's totally bad, bad news
Bad news
Listen up, Brett, you're not ruined yet
We'll show you the way
Throw her under the bus and come back to us

Malcolm:
Even though she has excellent shoes
She's bad

Eddie:
Bad

Richie:
Bad

Simon:
Bad

Richie:
Bad

Simon:
Bad

Eddie:
Bad

Malcolm:
Bad

Boys:
News!
Bad news!